Recently my four year old neighbour popped his blonde, curly head over the fence.
'Hello, Jo!' he said, radiating happiness as only four year olds can, 'I'm going to my grandma's house!'
Then he thought for a moment, and his eyes widened.
'My grandma's name is Grandma, and she is a grandma. THAT'S pretty funny!'
And he laughed immoderately and went off to hop in the car.
And so... to everyone out there whose name is Mum, and who coincidentally is a mum...
Happy Mother's Day for tomorrow...