Friday, November 25, 2016

Grow Your Own Man




There is a disturbing shortage of eligible bachelors in my neighbourhood. But I do not despair. I have decided to grow my own.

Did you know you can grow men from seed?

This packet will grow a Large Sweet Italian. How marvellous! Apparently his name is Basil. Can't wait.




7 comments:

simplelife said...

Ha ha. Looking forward to progress updates.

simplelife said...

Ha ha. Looking forward to progress updates.

Hazel Marchant said...

I wish I'd known there was an easier way before I had two sons!

Jo said...

Kate, will keep you posted:)

Hazel, see, the internet is so educational.

lucindasans said...

Very handy. And very funny!

Except what if the story turns into a scary scifi movie with the manufactured man developing a personality not to your liking, like Hal in Space Odessey? Though it'd be good if it is like a pet and when you've had enough you can put it outside in the garden again.

Opps, can you see I overthink stories again?

Jo said...

Lucinda, clearly I haven't thought this through enough.. although the package does promise a large SWEET Italian.. but can we trust the advertising? Sigh.. back to the drawing board..

Pam in Virginia said...

Jo:

Oh, my goodness - I laughed so hard at this!

Pam

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