Sentences I Never Imagined I Would Say..

#792
Please don't balance the guinea pig on a cushion on your head, darling.

#793
Darling, I don't think it's very kind to make the guinea pig do musical cabaret numbers, even if he does have perfect little jazz hands.

#794
No, I don't think the guinea pig really wants a comb-over, either.



Let this serve as a warning for anyone else wanting us to pet-sit, here at Chez Blueday...