Grow Your Own Man
There is a disturbing shortage of eligible bachelors in my neighbourhood. But I do not despair. I have decided to grow my own.
Did you know you can grow men from seed?
This packet will grow a Large Sweet Italian. How marvellous! Apparently his name is Basil. Can't wait.
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Hazel, see, the internet is so educational.
Except what if the story turns into a scary scifi movie with the manufactured man developing a personality not to your liking, like Hal in Space Odessey? Though it'd be good if it is like a pet and when you've had enough you can put it outside in the garden again.
Opps, can you see I overthink stories again?
Oh, my goodness - I laughed so hard at this!
Pam